Shipping policy

Free shipping on orders over $75 – because committing to emotional chaos deserves rewards.

Processing: Orders ship within 7 business days. During busy periods (holidays, drops, collective breakdowns), it might take a bit longer.

Delivery: Once it ships, USPS delivers in 2–5 business days depending on where you live. Track it obsessively or forget about it until it shows up – both valid.

Tracking: You'll get tracking info as soon as your order ships so you can refresh the page seventeen times a day.

Secure Checkout: All payments are encrypted and secure. We're not out here playing with your credit card info.

Real Talk: Delivery estimates are just that – estimates. Carrier delays, weather, cosmic chaos, whatever. We can't control USPS, but we'll get your stuff out as fast as we can.